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OMG is Joe even going to make it to November? (satire)

Mad Hatter

I'm as crazy as a shithouse rat!
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I was watching old Joe Biden today as he was trying to do an interview before boarding the presidential plane. At one point his dentures came loose and he had to shove them back into his mouth. He was stuttering and stammering and the bright sunlight showed all of his liver spots on his face and hands. His white hair has now gotten so thin that he really ought to be wearing a hat to prevent sunstroke.

The scariest part is when the old geezer tried to walk up the stairs to the plane. He was wheezing and gasping for air and had to stop half way up in order to catch his breath. The people at the bottom of the stairs looking up were probably concerned that he was going to have a heart attack. A guy his age should not be climbing up high stairs. There at the top of the stairs inside the plane was a nurse waiting for him. Doubtless she was there to give him a shot to try and keep him alive for the rest of the day.

Joe it's over...you're over the hill..it's time to retire!:tease:
 
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Weekend At Bernies Hello GIF

Maybe he's auditioning for Weekend at Bernie's 3, @Mad Hatter...
 

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