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What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house?
Icing and gumdrops.
Why did the ornament go to school?
It wanted to be a little brighter.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Why was the snowman looking through the calendar?
He was trying to find his birthday.
How does Santa keep his suit wrinkle-free?
He uses Claus-tarch
Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills
Why did the calendar break up with the clock?
It felt time was dragging on.
Why did the clock get in trouble at the New Year's Eve party?
It couldn't keep its hands off the countdown.
Icing and gumdrops.
Why did the ornament go to school?
It wanted to be a little brighter.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Why was the snowman looking through the calendar?
He was trying to find his birthday.
How does Santa keep his suit wrinkle-free?
He uses Claus-tarch
Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills
Why did the calendar break up with the clock?
It felt time was dragging on.
Why did the clock get in trouble at the New Year's Eve party?
It couldn't keep its hands off the countdown.